I puked a lego.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
