508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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