I'm really into asian looking animals
my vag is so smooth its legendary
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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