New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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