So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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