just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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