...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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