OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
so let's talk penis.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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