Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
