found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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