Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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