You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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