That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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