No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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