just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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