stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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