I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
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