used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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