I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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