I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
