let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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