I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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