so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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