I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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