Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize