need another drink. this is the easiest way
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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