I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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