I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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