Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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