is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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