This girl is more easily done than said...
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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