If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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