That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
