nut hugger
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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