I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
How many fucks given?
0.12846
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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