do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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