hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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