Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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