FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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