the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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