So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
third nipple confirmed
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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