You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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