I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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