the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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