How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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