I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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