last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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