Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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