Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
