dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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