dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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