my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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