Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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