Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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