Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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