Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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