Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
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